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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:16
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Do you think this Labour Party is qualified to run our country?
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Tulsa, Oklahoma, plans more than $105m in reparations for America's 'hidden' massacre - BBC
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
How do I monetize my email list with BeeHiiv?
No, not a chance
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Thumbs down again.
'AI Godfather' Warns Superintelligent Machines Could Kill Off Humans With Biowarfare - Decrypt
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Diablo II: Resurrected Ladder Season 11 Coming Soon - Blizzard News
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Watch an asteroid the size of an aircraft carrier make a close pass of Earth on June 5 - Space
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Would Donald Trump's reelection make the world more dangerous?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
NASA says 'city killer' asteroid could smash into moon and is 'not safe' - Irish Star
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...